PHONE SWAP - A NEW GAME

Dear Mummy,

You know how we wrote you a letter (Phone Games) expressing our frustration with your inconsiderate behaviour and your severe hearing loss that results whenever you pick up the phone?  Well we found a new game and a far more effective way to help solve that issue altogether;  Phone Swap!

Last night, the look on your face was priceless when you reached to pick up your usual handset and found this instead... 

We're never going to tell you which one of us did this.  You will just have to decipher our discerning giggles to find your culprit.  Judging from your funny reaction though, we think you like playing this game too.

As for your 'real' phone, it will not be held hostage for too long and it can be found in the last place you will probably look.  Sorry we didn't help you search for it, but that's just all part of the game.  By the time you receive this letter though, if it's still missing in action, you might discover it buried deep in one of our toy boxes.  Also, don't worry, we have only attempted to call overseas a few times, random family members twice and managed to prank call your mobile once.

Furthermore, we are in agreement that it's only fair that our little red phone gets a turn to charge up as well.

Love Ollie and Linc xoxo